The year gone by, 2016, was a bit of a downer for India and for the world too. (It sucked actually.) We welcomed 2k16 with open arms and big smiles, full of new dreams and hopes.
As the days, weeks and months passed by, our hopes dimmed.
Also Read: These Are The Funniest Tweets From Desi Twitter In 2016
And now that we have entered into a new year with all new enthu, Indians are high on humour and wit.
These hilarious jokes MAY restore your faith in 2017 already.
1.
Isko laga dala toh life pic.twitter.com/ILJ3xK81jC
— Mewt Scamander (@krazyfrog) January 5, 2017
2.
How kaamwali does pocha when you are not looking. pic.twitter.com/WENag0xmFW
— Ivan Mehta (@IndianIdle) January 3, 2017
3.
Tu na bhai , Kabhi kuch naa likh 🙏🏼 pic.twitter.com/4DnRuEvjoR
— Anushka Sharma (@AnushkaSharma) January 5, 2017
4.
YAAS WE WALKED IN AS A STUDENTS pic.twitter.com/FUhfVdBSp9
— Gina Kholkar (@BabaJogeshwari) January 2, 2017
5.
Best. (read the last line) pic.twitter.com/hb45GgT4TL
— Akanksha (@infinityonpause) January 2, 2017
6.
Friend: Bro, what is your Sun Sign?
— Raunak (@MeraHandle) January 5, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/1lCxdzFkZ3
7.
— Mewt Scamander (@krazyfrog) January 4, 2017
8.
Beautiful pics from Google CEO Sundar Pichai's recent India visit. 😍 pic.twitter.com/v57yEzR3G7
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) January 7, 2017
9.
Aamir Khan was right in 3 idiots. You feel bad when u fail but u feel worse when your close friend succeeds. #Yuvraj pic.twitter.com/crin0po46Z
— Shashi (@AllTimeBakchod) January 7, 2017
10.
In case you need a pouch for your samosa pic.twitter.com/OccVypBF23
— Fuggles (@SausageTangdi) January 2, 2017
11.
Nana Catekar pic.twitter.com/wSX41E1yXa
— Rohan (@mojorojo) January 8, 2017
12.
Me- how do you say "i love you" in Spanish.
— Swagshank (@zZoker) January 8, 2017
She- Te Amo but as a friend.
13.
2 + 0 + 1 + 7 = 25
— 🐿 (@prtxt) December 31, 2016
25 = 7
7 is the number of planets
🙏 2017 will be lucky for us all 🙏
14.
Mitron, pesh hai #demonetisation song! #देशकीबोद्दी pic.twitter.com/Pgb8JRzrTR
— Aisi Taisi Democracy (@AisiTaisiDemo) January 6, 2017
15.
When people take Make In India too seriously. pic.twitter.com/Fi7GuEx6Rw
— ★ #BBC ★ (@babaBC) January 6, 2017
16.
This was inadvertently published when some files were mistakenly placed on the keyboard. Hence deleted. Our account has NOT been hacked. pic.twitter.com/EQz8Igrt5c
— Aadhaar (@UIDAI) January 6, 2017
17.
During oral sex
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) January 8, 2017
Girlfriend : a little left, a little right, up, up
Uber driver : closest landmark bata do
18.
Ashish Nehra and Yuvraj Singh got selected in T-20 & ODI team. It seems, BCCI is still accepting old ₹500 & ₹1000 notes.
— Sunil- The Cricketer (@1sInto2s) January 6, 2017
19.
This is the top comment on a TOI story on Sundar Pichai on Facebook.
— Obstetrix (@ScissorTongue) January 5, 2017
Indian parents are the cutest. pic.twitter.com/7tOFeFxqnI
20.
When you help your friend copy all your answers so that he can pass in exam..but he scores more marks than you 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/WHsU8OJsbg
— Arjun (@zoomphatak) January 5, 2017
21.
Client - Your work is not good
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) January 5, 2017
Me - Give me 7 days to fix it
Client - I can't
Me- Aapne Congress ko 60 saal diye, mujhe sirf 7 din dijiye
22.
She: My parents aren't home Gandhi: pic.twitter.com/UX60Z0NkQJ
— Bewda Engineer (@abhijix) January 5, 2017
23.
If Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham were a Horror/Thriller movie. pic.twitter.com/BWAp8MhdnS
— The Indian Idiot (@charansh) January 3, 2017
24.
First 2 piece of Pani Puri are wasted fine tuning the rest.
— Chaitanya (@Chaitanya_13) January 4, 2017
25.
Just Corporate Things. pic.twitter.com/kLGT2OoLEc
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) January 4, 2017
26.
You can never get caught while playing Hide & seek when you've Priyanka Chopra as your partner..😆✌ pic.twitter.com/97QNPFczhi
— Arjun (@zoomphatak) January 3, 2017
27.
When a non-Mumbaikar travels in Mumbai local & Dadar station arrives..😲😲😲😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/auc7GhbdwT
— Arjun (@zoomphatak) January 2, 2017
28.
Newsrooms have some numbers on speed dial. Like for intolerance - Sadhvi Prachi, Economics - Bollywood celebs, women's safety - Abu Azmi.
— NumbYaar (@NumbYaar) January 3, 2017
29.
Only 3 people have understood the importance of cycle: pic.twitter.com/Y6EWqZoHSl
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) January 2, 2017
30.
When you know Messi is better pic.twitter.com/KaTapuCFqb
— dorku (@Dorkstar) January 7, 2017
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